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Post by notanimby on Feb 22, 2012 12:56:25 GMT -1
I like this thread. Yese are all over the place! Indeed so
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2012 23:03:25 GMT -1
Ok, here's the latest from Twatsville G12. Tit of a neebor's now got himself a new gadget. Quelle surprise! It's some kind of remote car-phone thingy. He's taken to sitting in his pointy BMW outside the house wi his windows down--- and strutting up and down the pavement looking ever so casually importante---- while carrying on a hands-free conversation that anyone within a half a mile can hear both sides of. CRINGE Feck, I'm tempted to sell him Mr Rolo's entire warehouse fulla sound reinforcement gear so's he can broadcast his tedious conversations to mainland Europe and half way across the effing Atlantic. Not seen his apparently-normal girlfriend or weirdly-behaved cat for weeks now. Maybe I should go check on their welfare? Probably just too mortified to show face though, I guess. I wid be.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2012 18:38:22 GMT -1
Ach, it's not going well here in Twatsville G12....
Himself next door decided to cut his grass the other day. All good. Except he's dumped the decaying grass cuttings on the pavement outside for someone else to clean up rather than sully the boot of his pristine salesman car with such detritus.
So I invited him, reasonably, as you do, to help himself to the plastic sheeting we have here in the porch to take his garden rubbish to the dump, about 200 yards away.
The lovely gent responded thus;
If you feel so strongly about it move it yourself. If you anyone else wants to chat about knock the door ? happy to discuss. Though it will be a pretty one way conversation..
Eeeech!
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Post by bormes on Aug 12, 2012 18:51:30 GMT -1
Sounds like some of these warriors from the Internet. Just a very rude person?
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Post by notanimby on Aug 13, 2012 17:26:18 GMT -1
Ach, it's not going well here in Twatsville G12.... Himself next door decided to cut his grass the other day. All good. Except he's dumped the decaying grass cuttings on the pavement outside for someone else to clean up rather than sully the boot of his pristine salesman car with such detritus. So I invited him, reasonably, as you do, to help himself to the plastic sheeting we have here in the porch to take his garden rubbish to the dump, about 200 yards away. The lovely gent responded thus; If you feel so strongly about it move it yourself. If you anyone else wants to chat about knock the door ? happy to discuss. Though it will be a pretty one way conversation..Eeeech! Stick him in to environmental health - make sure you embellish it slightly (auld dear slipping on wet grass cutting who was lucky not to dae herself damage) huvvinn flat tyres soonn takes the ego doon a rung or six (especially when it happens on a regular basis) superglue in his door locks is a pyoor hoot tae, wae dug shite on his door handles don't get mad get even!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2012 21:51:12 GMT -1
Check this out; That small pile of leaves which so deeply effected your standard of life has been moved/ i’m sure this will make your weekend ! Thank god , really transformed the area , you were right it truly was stinking / aye right . As is said do not contact me on this email address again / you will get no response. Don’t assume I wil be like the weaklens you obviously bully daily. I assure you , you will get a very different response. I will not be responded to any other emails from youPsycho. He wouldn't dare speak to his male neebors like that. And hasn't the brains to conceive I might have blind-copied them in to the conversation I'll just bide my time, Nota. Goes around, comes around. ;D
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Post by ozneil on Aug 13, 2012 23:56:46 GMT -1
Check this out; That small pile of leaves which so deeply effected your standard of life has been moved/ i’m sure this will make your weekend ! Thank god , really transformed the area , you were right it truly was stinking / aye right . As is said do not contact me on this email address again / you will get no response. Don’t assume I wil be like the weaklens you obviously bully daily. I assure you , you will get a very different response. I will not be responded to any other emails from youPsycho. He wouldn't dare speak to his male neebors like that. And hasn't the brains to conceive I might have blind-copied them in to the conversation I'll just bide my time, Nota. Goes around, comes around. ;D The bugger moved them you won !!! Rolo 1 mower nil. The rest is just brushing his ego after having been bested by a mere woman. But its in accordance with Scottish tradition. Wasnt Bonny Prince Charlie (he of short-bread fame ) saved by a sheila ,Flora MacDonald, while he was dressed in drag?
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Post by celyn on Aug 14, 2012 0:51:12 GMT -1
That's a nasty neighbour, all right. Sounds more like a maladjusted wean than a grown-up. I hope he keeps his vile attitude only to email. He sounds a bit scary.
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Post by notanimby on Aug 14, 2012 17:55:11 GMT -1
Check this out; That small pile of leaves which so deeply effected your standard of life has been moved/ i’m sure this will make your weekend ! Thank god , really transformed the area , you were right it truly was stinking / aye right . As is said do not contact me on this email address again / you will get no response. Don’t assume I wil be like the weaklens you obviously bully daily. I assure you , you will get a very different response. I will not be responded to any other emails from youPsycho. He wouldn't dare speak to his male neebors like that. And hasn't the brains to conceive I might have blind-copied them in to the conversation I'll just bide my time, Nota. Goes around, comes around. ;D You shouldn't have blind copied them, should have just copied them PM me his email address - there's a few websites that condone spamming
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2012 19:56:01 GMT -1
Ach, I've no interest in escalating things. Like Celyn and Oz said so perspicaciously, this is a person with 'issues'. Pick your battles wisely and all that ...no way I'm gonna make the scenario any more tricky. The guy clearly despises women, and his downstairs neeb, a retired female psychologist, agrees, having been on the receiving end of it as well... Just getting back to the nub of it, I asked him to please not dump garden rubbish on the pavement. I suppose my reasoning was you know, if you do it, it somehow seems acceptable and therefore others might follow. Herd mentality--- the Broken Window theory, as in, if everyone's doing it, why shouldn't I? Was I wrong to challenge him? Should I just have cleared his mess up myself and said nothing?
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Post by ozneil on Aug 15, 2012 21:30:38 GMT -1
Youve won, ignore the bugger.
He wont do it again. In spite of his bluster he is scared of you.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2012 23:23:23 GMT -1
Too many arseholes, too few bullets............. (not that I'd advocate shooting anyone of course HELL no ) ;D ;D ;D
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Post by ozneil on Aug 16, 2012 0:07:14 GMT -1
Too many arseholes, too few bullets............. (not that I'd advocate shooting anyone of course HELL no ) ;D ;D ;D You prefer strangling?
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Post by notanimby on Aug 16, 2012 7:23:40 GMT -1
Ach, I've no interest in escalating things. Like Celyn and Oz said so perspicaciously, this is a person with 'issues'. Pick your battles wisely and all that ...no way I'm gonna make the scenario any more tricky. The guy clearly despises women, and his downstairs neeb, a retired female psychologist, agrees, having been on the receiving end of it as well... Just getting back to the nub of it, I asked him to please not dump garden rubbish on the pavement. I suppose my reasoning was you know, if you do it, it somehow seems acceptable and therefore others might follow. Herd mentality--- the Broken Window theory, as in, if everyone's doing it, why shouldn't I? Was I wrong to challenge him? Should I just have cleared his mess up myself and said nothing? I have used the "don't get mad, get even" maxim a few times, it doesn't always generate quick results and you have to think ootside teh box - but the satisfaction involved when the chickens come hame to roost is excellent
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2012 17:04:39 GMT -1
Just a wee postscript...
Got home to find a flowering plant on the path. A beautiful lilac campanula.
A wee gift for my garden from lovely upstairs neeb who I'd copied in to the 'conversation'.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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