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Post by ozneil on Feb 5, 2014 19:50:26 GMT -1
Shhh Bormes you will just spur him on and someone will have to put the hems on him . Mind you he canter get much worse would really give you the trots if he did and in the mane this is getting whoa ful
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Post by bormes on Feb 5, 2014 19:52:56 GMT -1
Hehehehe
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Post by notanimby on Feb 5, 2014 20:09:34 GMT -1
hay, it doesn't take much for me to stirrup some mare puns, but in the interest of keeping stable but hopefully not furlong. Some of the above are quite lame, Oz mustang out with the wrong sort., time for a change of tack so I've herd.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2014 20:18:06 GMT -1
Haud on! 'roon here when the polis horses do their number 2's, there's a wee guy comes running out of his house to collect it. He is so happy to get this 'free manure' for his roses and actually, they are bloody good! Well polis scotland will be reigning in that un-bridled freeloading of their horses shit. They'l want to saddle him with a bill, if he takes any mare of it aff of the mane road. If he doesn't pony up there'll be neigh chance of any mare. He'll get tellt tae bolt HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! Don't tell the Police press department! They've been trying to sell horseshit for years!
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Post by ozneil on Feb 5, 2014 20:26:48 GMT -1
hay, it doesn't take much for me to stirrup some mare puns, but in the interest of keeping stable but hopefully not furlong. Some of the above are quite lame, Oz mustang out with the wrong sort., time for a change of tack so I've herd. Ah well I was jist stalling for time and my friend Jim canna think so perhaps I had better quirt perhaps Peony can
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2014 22:07:16 GMT -1
It's the knackers yard for you lot....
A'll get ma jaicket....
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Post by ozneil on Feb 6, 2014 0:36:54 GMT -1
It's the knackers yard for you lot.... . Yea I see peony hasnt replied perhaps she's a little hoarse
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Post by bormes on Feb 6, 2014 18:30:26 GMT -1
Brilliant you lot.
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Post by notanimby on Feb 6, 2014 18:35:00 GMT -1
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 0:48:08 GMT -1
Groundhog Day with the parking shite... Tonight, it's one of those ve-hicles (apply Southern US accent..) that looks like something out of Deliverance. I think it's cried a Mitsubishi 'Warrior' (woooo, dangerous ) you know the type, about 15 ft long with the back bit open so as to wrangle reticent steers into it for market....helluva handy here in G12 Anyway, the tail end's halfway over the road, roundabout's only 6-8 ft hence. A couple of ordinary cars swerved to get past earlier as I was coming in. Come 6am, it'll be a double decker 4a. NAE CHANCE it's gonna get by. So some poor early Monday morning bus driver's gonna have grief and the folks on the first 4a going to their work are gonna be delayed, possibly docked their wages. FFS, I just can't believe how ignorant/selfish some 'entitled' folks can get If I knew who the vehicle belonged to I'd have rung their doorbell tonight. I'm dropping Firstbus a wee line just now anyway. Total fecker deserves to get his back end caved in though, if you ask me.
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Post by notanimby on Feb 10, 2014 15:18:21 GMT -1
Groundhog Day with the parking shite... Tonight, it's one of those ve-hicles (apply Southern US accent..) that looks like something out of Deliverance. I think it's cried a Mitsubishi 'Warrior' (woooo, dangerous ) you know the type, about 15 ft long with the back bit open so as to wrangle reticent steers into it for market....helluva handy here in G12 Anyway, the tail end's halfway over the road, roundabout's only 6-8 ft hence. A couple of ordinary cars swerved to get past earlier as I was coming in. Come 6am, it'll be a double decker 4a. NAE CHANCE it's gonna get by. So some poor early Monday morning bus driver's gonna have grief and the folks on the first 4a going to their work are gonna be delayed, possibly docked their wages. FFS, I just can't believe how ignorant/selfish some 'entitled' folks can get If I knew who the vehicle belonged to I'd have rung their doorbell tonight. I'm dropping Firstbus a wee line just now anyway. Total fecker deserves to get his back end caved in though, if you ask me. They're called pick-ups - not reall any bigger than a 5 series estate car size wise, just a bit higher The "warrior" is just a name for an edition of the basic L200 pickup with some extra bells n whistles on it
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Post by Deleted on Feb 10, 2014 18:43:32 GMT -1
OK, whatever! It's still shitly parked. Coming up the road just now, I saw a bus get stuck: had to go up on the roundabout to inch past. Firstbus replied and said they'd not had any reports. Maybe their drivers are just (too?) used to selfish parkers... So I've snapped the reg no and a wee call to 101's in order. Also spoke to community councillor neeb with a view to us getting notices round the doors about this, plus the other two culprits parking on the pavement, which is in bits. Who gets to pay for that repair I wonder. I dunno, maybe I'm turning into the archetypal interfering old busybody (don't answer that!).
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Post by ozneil on Feb 10, 2014 19:39:33 GMT -1
Pick ups known here as Utilities, Utes for short!
Serves the bugger right.
Friend of ours was hit, while shopping. just a minor dent, Came out and found a note under wiper. Thought an Honest driver what a change!!
Note read
PEOPLE WATCHING THINK IM LEAVING NAME IM NOT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2014 22:19:59 GMT -1
SOOOO. A knock came to the door on Sunday morning at some unholy hour...10 am or something. Guy in highviz: Just checking that pickup parked doesn't belong to anyone at this address. R (dishevelled and mightily pissed off..): Err. NAW. It's out of here. But it's not over with the parking shite around here. 'Someone' parked up an Arn*ld Cl*rk van in its place yesterday. Hardly an issue, except........ This morning at 8am........buzzzzz. Guy from *rnold *lark: Hi, I'm supposed to be picking up this van, do you have the keys? R (sleepily); What? Guy; Someone at this address rented this van R: Do you have their name? Guy; Yes (names occupant of mews) R; Did you ring his bell? Guy; Yes. No answer. R: So why are you asking me? Is the name on my buzzer even REMOTELY like guy's who hired van? Guy. Not really, no. R: So, you're buzzing me... why? Guy; lost for words, wanders down path, looks at van hopelessly, leaves. But would I swop my WE flat for a detached out in the sticks? Hell no
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Post by ozneil on Feb 18, 2014 21:27:28 GMT -1
wonderfull at least he was tryting, very trying. My old office had undercroft parking could get 3 cars in in tandem with access at both sides. One sill illegal parker, god knows what he was thinking parked in middle and got promptly boxed in, He wandered round the office block trying to find one of the boxer car car owners. a After a couple of hours one of the legals had to go out and found poor guy srtting disconsolate in his car. He said he had just popped into the bank for a sec. MM I like my "villa ' in the sticks. No bastartds ringing door bell at 6am Justfool Kookaburras laughing their fool heads off waking everyone in a 1/2 mile radius.
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