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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2012 1:32:14 GMT -1
There's a guy lives next door who's a total and utter tit. God only knows where his head's at but he keeps giving it 'outfits'. He has one for every possible occasion. Not for the first time I was amused to see him in his 'golf' get-up the other day; plus fours-- I kid you not, and a peaked tweed cap at a supposedly jaunty angle. He kept checking himself out in his side mirrors before he loaded his expensive looking set of clubs into the boot ;D Come springtime, he gives it bounce down the path attired in tennis gear---bug fuckoff trainers, too-short shorts and the sweater tied around the shoulders look. You just kinda KNOW he's got the latest hi tech racquets in his designer bag...  Today I encountered him hoovering his car dressed in one of thae fair-isle hats with long droopy ears, arran sweater, sweat pants and big de rigeur slouch socks tucked into trendy army boots. I tell you, I could hardly keep my face straight. How to look immaculate whilst cleaning in the West End.. ::)like thae google earth vans'd be about any time... Anyways when I was coming up the path later I saw him in his living room (he'd neglected to shut his curtains) and he was dancing in front of a big mirror, admiring himself with his 'groovy' hat on. This guy LOVES himself.... The worst of it is he's only about 40, this is not old-style eccentricity. His girlfriend seems entirely normal but his cat behaves very oddly. Some days I HATE living in the WE. Too many a**eholes, too few bullets  |
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Post by Sir Henry Rawlinson on Feb 13, 2012 7:48:48 GMT -1
I have a good friend who lives in the West end and his neighbour is one crabby boot for sure !
He always wears the best of clothes due to having a better income now and being brought up in virtual poverty. He freely admits to being one of lifes happy people. He dances around all the time smiling and grinning at himself in any reflective surface and also at his neighbour who seems to be a bit of a drunk woman judging by the number of times she claims to 'slip' on the ice.......
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Post by bormes on Feb 13, 2012 12:08:32 GMT -1
Oh you are awful you............
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Post by Sir Henry Rawlinson on Feb 13, 2012 14:53:15 GMT -1
Yes Mandy
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Post by Deleted on Feb 13, 2012 21:24:26 GMT -1
I have a good friend who lives in the West end and his neighbour is one crabby boot for sure ! He always wears the best of clothes due to having a better income now and being brought up in virtual poverty. He freely admits to being one of lifes happy people. He dances around all the time smiling and grinning at himself in any reflective surface and also at his neighbour who seems to be a bit of a drunk woman judging by the number of times she claims to 'slip' on the ice....... Partick Polis have made an appeal tonight that any resident who's recently lost their sense of humour can retrieve it at Lost Property  Fuxache Dave. What gives, some male bonding thang? Shirley not. |
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Post by ozneil on Feb 13, 2012 23:36:44 GMT -1
Gees rolo does the other one plays Scotland the Brave?  |
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Post by Sir Henry Rawlinson on Feb 14, 2012 7:53:58 GMT -1
Partick Polis have made an appeal tonight that any resident who's recently lost their sense of humour can retrieve it at Lost Property Fuxache Dave. What gives, some male bonding thang? Shirley not. ;D Your OP made me think of (hang on I could be getting in deeper here, never mind....) Victor Meldrew and his neighbour. Each saw the other as doing inexplicable things. Keep the material coming Rolo and we'll split the script ! |
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Post by bormes on Feb 14, 2012 8:02:56 GMT -1
Hit him wi yer Cava bottle rorlo (empty of course) !!
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Post by Sir Henry Rawlinson on Feb 14, 2012 9:44:45 GMT -1
Hit him wi yer Cava bottle rorlo (empty of course) !! Thanks for all your peacemaking efforts Dr Bormes. I will use my Paddington very hard stare next time...... |
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Post by ozneil on Feb 14, 2012 21:06:14 GMT -1
I have a good friend who lives in the West end and his neighbour is one crabby boot for sure ! judging by the number of times she claims to 'slip' on the ice....... From Todays paper The alleged cold conditions in Europe are a beat up by the right wing press to discredit AGW. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2012 21:25:45 GMT -1
Partick Polis have made an appeal tonight that any resident who's recently lost their sense of humour can retrieve it at Lost Property Fuxache Dave. What gives, some male bonding thang? Shirley not. ;D Your OP made me think of (hang on I could be getting in deeper here, never mind....) Victor Meldrew and his neighbour. Each saw the other as doing inexplicable things. Keep the material coming Rolo and we'll split the script ! Deal, Sir Henry! ;D Though him next door'll NEVER see ME doing inexplicable things. I know better than to leave the curtains open |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2012 21:37:21 GMT -1
Hit him wi yer Cava bottle rorlo (empty of course) !! Heavens no, Bormes! This is Kelvinsaide don't you know. We recycle our empties here on the Hill... ;D The only violent tendency we have around here is withering irony. In fact, the guy sells insurance and pensions for a living. His salesman's car (BMW 3 series, what else?) has been customised with what looks like a shark's fin on the top so even his CAR has weird headgear outfit type things going on. This man seems to need to make an impression. On whom I've no idea! |
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Post by Sir Henry Rawlinson on Feb 16, 2012 14:25:16 GMT -1
Shark car.
Evidence please.
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Post by bormes on Feb 16, 2012 14:27:25 GMT -1
Sounds a bit fishy to me.
Maybe he wants to take a wee bite out of rolo?
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Post by notanimby on Feb 16, 2012 15:14:33 GMT -1
Hit him wi yer Cava bottle rorlo (empty of course) !! Heavens no, Bormes! This is Kelvinsaide don't you know. We recycle our empties here on the Hill... ;D The only violent tendency we have around here is withering irony. In fact, the guy sells insurance and pensions for a living. His salesman's car (BMW 3 series, what else?) has been customised with what looks like a shark's fin on the top so even his CAR has weird headgear outfit type things going on. This man seems to need to make an impression. On whom I've no idea! Thats not it customised - thats the aerial - well seen you're a wummins  You can just see it on roof at back of car |
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