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Post by ozneil on May 17, 2014 21:05:55 GMT -1
roflmao  |
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Post by ozneil on May 18, 2014 0:15:15 GMT -1
Couldnt think of anywhere else to put it  Great place for a bike lane |
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Post by notanimby on May 18, 2014 13:59:11 GMT -1
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Post by ozneil on Jun 13, 2014 3:48:29 GMT -1
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2014 22:06:14 GMT -1
Yes please, Sir Les and Dame Edna are pretty much honorary Scots anyway....and we could do worse than have Barry in the Holyrood parly, Very smart man, erudite and educated. he'd be right at home  |
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Post by notanimby on Jun 16, 2014 5:20:11 GMT -1
Yes please, Sir Les and Dame Edna are pretty much honorary Scots anyway....and we could do worse than have Barry in the Holyrood parly, Very smart man, erudite and educated. he'd be right at home i take it he's not really australian then.................  |
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Post by bormes on Jun 19, 2014 14:52:42 GMT -1
Spain has blamed the weather for their world cup defeats, they are complaining its too "Chilly"
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Post by Sir Henry Rawlinson on Jun 19, 2014 16:48:41 GMT -1
Predictions abound that England will have a new Captain by the weekend. Probably a pilot on the flight home
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Post by ozneil on Jun 19, 2014 20:54:35 GMT -1
Our excuse is we are not a soccer nation.
Whats yours?
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Post by ozneil on Jun 21, 2014 21:47:50 GMT -1
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Post by notanimby on Jun 23, 2014 5:11:25 GMT -1
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Post by Sir Henry Rawlinson on Jun 30, 2014 5:42:25 GMT -1
Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of
furniture
in his store, so he decided to go to Paris
to see what he could find.
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After arriving in Paris, he visited with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.
As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.
Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table,
asked him something in French (which Murphy could no t understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.
He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass
and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.
After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it,
and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.
They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing.
She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.
To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business
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Post by ozneil on Jul 1, 2014 3:45:33 GMT -1
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Post by notanimby on Jul 1, 2014 15:20:08 GMT -1
 This new spray foam the referees are using at the world cup is really handy |
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Post by notanimby on Jul 1, 2014 15:21:51 GMT -1
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