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Post by Deleted on Jul 1, 2014 20:37:44 GMT -1
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Post by Sir Henry Rawlinson on Jul 5, 2014 6:15:41 GMT -1
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Post by ozneil on Jul 8, 2014 21:17:48 GMT -1
Someone once described UK beer as making love in a canoe  F****g near water |
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Post by Sir Henry Rawlinson on Jul 9, 2014 3:47:04 GMT -1
I'm glad that in response to paedophile cover up stories the Government has ordered a new and comprehensive cover up.
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Post by bormes on Jul 9, 2014 6:54:59 GMT -1
Well said sir H ,
She was in charge of the Dianne cover up and her brother smothered the original paedo complaint that Dickinson started!!
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Post by celyn on Jul 10, 2014 1:01:59 GMT -1
Yes, it's odd, isn't it? One might almost think the government wasn't serious about having a proper inquiry.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 14, 2014 19:32:25 GMT -1
What's happnin, folks? Been in a portakabin in a big field this past 10 days so playing catchup on the outside world...
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Post by ozneil on Jul 14, 2014 19:38:04 GMT -1
Not a great deal just gentle flow of posts.
Celyn's post of older ladies is great... song will show what you ladies have ahead of you
Hope your festival was a huge success... Im sure it was.
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Post by celyn on Jul 15, 2014 0:59:28 GMT -1
What's happnin, folks? Been in a portakabin in a big field this past 10 days so playing catchup on the outside world... All hot and muggy. I bet your big field was more interesting than the outside world, actually. |
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Post by notanimby on Aug 8, 2014 14:35:00 GMT -1
BREAKING NEWS: Oscar Pistorius has sacked his legal team and hired Celtic's as he has heard you can lose both legs and still win.
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Post by bormes on Aug 8, 2014 16:22:49 GMT -1
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH,
BRILLIANT!!!!
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Post by ozneil on Aug 11, 2014 3:34:28 GMT -1
After getting nailed, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He delivers a kick to Osama's knee.
Osama is subjected to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurls him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams, "This is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
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Post by Sir Henry Rawlinson on Aug 11, 2014 16:00:48 GMT -1
On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident.
Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.
While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter finally showed up, they asked him.
St Peter said "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out" and he leaves them sitting at the Gate.
After three months, St Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled.
"Yes" he informs the couple " I can get you married in Heaven".
"Great!" said the couple "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
"You must be bloody joking" says St. Peter, red-faced with frustration, slamming his clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple".
"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouted "It took me three months to find a priest up here.....Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
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Post by notanimby on Aug 15, 2014 12:21:57 GMT -1
What's the difference between Cliff Richard and Gary Glitter?
Nothing apart from 200 million album sales.
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I see Sir Cliff Richard's being investigated for historic sex abuse.
Apparently, Rolf Harris fingered him.
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Whats Cliff Richards favorite note to sing in?
A minor
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BBC NEWS: Police have removed a large amount of laptops, CD's and hard drives containing highly offensive material from a house belonging to Cliff Richard.
Senior Police sources confirmed "this was some of the most sickening, stomach churning material we have ever encountered. By intercepting this early after an anonymous tip off, we hope to clamp down. This has all since been destroyed, although we are currently pursuing further leads to ensure that no further Christmas songs are released this year".
"The public must be protected at all costs, and after 'Mistletoe and Wine' and 'The mingin'nium Prayer' we're not willing to take any chances".
The Metropolitan Police have applied for search warrants for the homes of Westlife, East 17 and Noddy Holder.
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Police are looking into claims that Cliff Richard stalked his victims.
It's thought that he lurked in the shadows for years.
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Post by ozneil on Sept 1, 2014 21:33:29 GMT -1
You never, ever, see footage of IS “fighters” actually in harm’s way, only shooting/beheading the unarmed or the disarmed. They appear to choose their opponents very, very carefully.
Wonder if they’ll provide video of what it looks like when an American missile zeros in on your position? Those things are so accurate they knock on the door.
“Knock, knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Ka.”
“Ka who?
“Ka-BOOM!”
Dave (Reply)
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